*Warning*

After having a chat to some English friends of mine about festivals such as V Festival in Chelmsford, it came to my attention that some disgusting shenanigans can endanger all music festival fun.

I feel it is my duty to warn you all of... the dreaded Pee In Cup Syndrome that is drowning the worlds music festivities.

It’s all rather simple to understand.

1. Take one intoxicated male
2. Ensure intoxicated male doesn't want to leave mosh to use bathrooms
3. Find cup, bottle or any other holding material on the ground
4. Urinate in said holding material
5. Throw backwards to your heart's content
6. Multiply by all intoxicated males at festival

No... that is not rain you are experiencing. It is indeed a golden shower.
Apparently these are far more common in the UK than they are here.

So if you stumble across something like this

Do not be fooled fellow friends... this is not your lucky day and no, you have not just scored gold flake vodka.

Have you ever experienced anything like this?

*Just a word of warning :)