Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Hunger Pains

So you’re at the festival and you are super starving. What to do what to do?
There will always be an abundance of options to stop the hunger pains coming along. The massive issue is actually choosing. Here are the do’s and don’ts of Festival Foods.


Don’t
*try the sushi
Don’t even think about it! Particularly if it is past 11am.
Raw fish + Scorching hot sun + No refrigeration = FAIL


*attempt curries
You are probably thinking ”what is this girl on? Curry is DELICIOUS”
WRONG!
Think about the bathroom lines when you’ve only drunk water! Imagine what would happen if you by chance received a bad curry. Just think about it.

*eat the kebabs
Although delicious at 4am in the morning stumbling along the streets of Kings Cross, a kebab is not a particularly wise choice at a festival. They are surprisingly quite messy at times if your paper cover fails on you plus, similar to the sushi, that meat has been hanging out in the sun for far too long!

Do


*Find a Lemonade Stand
As cheeky as it is, lemonade stands are ideal for a long day in the sun... especially when you accidently stumble across a flask of vodka to mix it in with. Not an overly safe option for measuring quantities of alcohol (please do not drive home from festival!), it is safe in the fact that no one will think of asking to have a swig of your drink because who wants just lemonade ;)





*Get some hot chippies
Yum yum writing about them makes me want to go get some. An absolute winner in safe option, hot chips are always fresh(ish) and taste delicious. You can share them around without getting too many germs and they are quick to eat so you won’t miss a beat!,

*Grab a hotdog!
Another safe option. Bread may be slightly stale however won’t kill you plus the hot dog part would have to be in boiling water before being served to you which means minimal disease.

*Search down a bacon roll
Overnight festival? Head straight to the egg and bacon rolls first thing in the morning. It will fill your tummy up and keep you going for the day plus they are D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S!

Have you guys got some faves?

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